$nothing - Lottery Tickets



I know what you are thinking "how can something that is free be a stupid purchase?" ill tell you.

My mom sent me a St Patrick's day card with a lotto ticket and I won $2. This ticket has been in my pocket forever and tonight while my better half was oggling wildflower seeds at Meijer, I decided to cash in and.. wait for it... buy more scratch offs. I won $2. Then I just kept going and buying more tickets. Eventually I won $5, which I proceed to waste on more tickets. In the end in bought $15 worth of tickets instead of just cashing out that $5. especially since later in the store I saw something that I wanted that cost exactly $5. Dolt!

In the end lottery = stupid and Thomas = sucker.

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